Well it wouldn’t be Christmas without a total overdose of Home Alone, would it?
This year however, things have been a wee bit different to say the least…and some might say, borderline odd. Chances are you’ll have already come across the rather weird DRYVRS clip, in which Macaulay Culkin harked back to his days as the lovable Kevin McCallister.
And if you haven’t, here it is…and the language is rather colorful, to say the least:
“I defend…my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid. I mean, I still have nightmares about like, this bald weirdo dude chasing me around, talking like Yosemite Sam—’I’m gonna pull your fingernails out’…They don’t even curse. Call me like, ‘Louse’ and s–t like that,” he barks out.
“They remembered my bastard of a brother but they forget me—the cutest f–king 8-year-old in the universe, by far. My house was such a f–king zoo. I couldn’t even eat a slice of pizza without having to go to war or something like that.”
In response to the video, Daniel Stern – aka ‘Wet Bandit’ Marv – has stepped back into the shoes of his own former-alter-ego, having apparently caught wind of Culkin’s plans:
Somehow, we don’t quite believe this will be the last we hear on the subject…who’s next?
